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Im just at a lost of words when I saw this two huge words printed at the front of an energy drink can.
Sense any racist joke coming ?
Anyways, My friend Yap was selling this as part of his “project” in his college and it happens that he decided to sell come directly to me . So I bought 4 cans of this energy drink because I found it actually quite hilarious !
As usual- near the weekend , I will hangout with the boys (John , Matt and Yap) and always try to do something silly and fun disregarding of the people around us
Cuz thats how we roll ~
We don’t give a hoot to anyone and just have PURE fun .
We started wearing a red safety helmet in the car and greet the driver in the car next to us whenever we stop the car
Then we got the energy drinks and started yelling “Black Fury” !!! in the neighborhood through the car window .
We were so crazy , we started making an advert for this “interesting” energy drink. I swear he did all this before drinking.
Here is the vid , Enjoy !
SERIOUSLY … This product needs some SERIOUS Re-branding !!!
Despite the name , it actually tasted not that bad .. it taste like the FURY OF A MILLION BLACK PEOPLE !!!!! (see what I mean ?) , but it did keep us crazy for the next 2 hours !! this is GOOD STUFF !
Coming soon … WHITE FURY !!!!
Energy Drinks are good-tasting-ecstasy.
31 Aug 2010 2 Comments
In my experience in ridding a Malaysian Commuter and LRT is like ..
It just so happens that there is a few poles lined up in the commuter train where you will have to grab hold on to it so that you can prevent yourself from tripping and falling or bumping into other people while you stand if there is no seats. To the engineer’s entertainment , the poles are placed infront a row of seats infront and at the back of you , so when you stand , you feel like some effing pole dancer. Not to forget those kinky “rubber straps” for you to swing about.
The seats are made in such a way that when you seat next to a person , you will definitely brush against the person who is seating next to you and you are so close that ur shoulders rub against theirs, in addition , all the seats will make you face another person infront of you.
If you are traveling long distance , the moment someone leaves a seat , your eyes will automatically dart towards that empty seat. Having an empty seat in a commuter is a blessing.
The KTM is always filled with people , squeezing inside might get you to loose some Kg’s
It just so happened that the Commuter train slowed down and stopped one station before my drop off point. Everyone in the coach sat/stand in there for 30 minutes like some dumbfounded crowed – waiting for the door to close and move to the next major station . After 30 minutes has passed , there was an announcement through the speakers telling us that the KTM has spoiled.
The AGONY !!! wasted 30 minutes for nothing!!! .. Everyone got out and the crowd is filling the platform until there was only 3 quarters left of walking-breathable space.
We waited for the next KTM train to come which took about 10 minutes . When it came, everyone rushed and crammed at the waiting line .
I dont really know if the person driving the KTM is trying to make a fool of us , because the KTM went backward and forward for 5 minutes and caused the crowd waiting at the doors to move with the KTM back and forth like idiots . After 5 minutes of “line dancing” the KTM did not open it’s doors and went away … leaving the 100+ of passengers disappointed.
We waited again for 20 minutes for the next KTM .
This time a KTM came, but it is the OLD version that has one sided doors for each coach !! DAMMIIT !!!! so imagine about 50+ people on each side try to fit in a single traffic door !!
Lucky I was near the front of the crowd .. then it came … GAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! I was squished and raped from all directions…
For the next 15 minutes , Thank goodness it was only one station away .. but it felt like ages !! because I was STUCK IN A COACH FULL OF GUYS !!!!!!!!!!! ONLY GUYS . Disappointing no?
THE SMELL was soooo bad , it made my eyes watered and everyone was squished up like sardines !! there was limited spaces to hold on to something.. so when the KTM comes to a halt or shakes.. you will end up bumping into someone or stepping on their feet.
When I got out of the KTM .. I think nearly most of my skin is no longer a virgin and has been touched by races across the world..unintentionally.
WOW ~~ Talk about GLOBALIZATION !! O.O”"
I’am proud to say that I SURVIVED THIS SHIT !
There was once I was at the KTM station at 11 night . Amazingly , the station still has a few living souls(I can even count with my fingers) waiting and sitting by the bench .
The light was really dim , and only one person sit on each bench with their faces all dimmed out .
I stood there for 20 minutes for the next KTM to come and suddenly few of the lights went out !!! I did not freak out , but I made sure that those few “Living souls/people” remains quite a distance away from me.
Finally the KTM came , Bloody-hellll …. it is the old one again … with one door , but I dont have to get squished this time.
While sitting in the KTM .. there was quite a number of people .. and they all look very tired-suspicious and rugged looking .
Suddenly , the KTM came to a sudden halt and all of the lights went out !!!!! everyone sat in silence with their handphones illuminating the darkness , while I sat with fist clenched , waiting for movements.
Lights was turned back on and the KTM starts to move again , my eyes searched frantically of any missing person that was sitting infront or beside me . Yes.. I know , I also pay close attention to who is sitting near me and also the amount in one coach . What ..? its late at night , I’m not going to take risk.
I got out and faster made haste for the next interchange… PHEW… freaky.
I got to thank my friend Christopher for being so concerned, he made sure that I was back home safely by monitoring his phone-telling him whether I reached the interchange or not , and he ask me to give him a secondary contact in case anything happens.
I tell him , ” By 12:00 midnight , If I dont sms/call you , keep on calling my phone until I pick up , If you cant get me – Immediately call the secondary number(My sis/mom/home number) and get help.” .. So by 12:00 I must tell him that I’am “OK” . I really suggest people who are traveling near midnight or late at night , it is advisable to have a friend that monitors your movement .
I know I’m a guy and I have to be macho and all that .. but this world is filled with sick-psycho people , If you want to live longer and survive. Take precautions even if you are big and strong -Don’t be stupid.
Whats with the atmosphere is public transport ?? , everyone just seem so moody with their upside-down smiles… and frowns. With their combined moody-ness that stank the whole atmosphere with constant moody feelings .. it made me moody somehow.
If friends are with me , things tend to be different because we might me the only “jakuns” smiling and laughing or chatting.
There is actually alot more of things that I could write up here because if you take the KTM/LRT or public transport often , you can observe alot of funny things.
Want to know more? take public transport..
But after reading this blog post , I dont think you want to step into one at all ..
The only good thing is that it is EXTREMELY cheap to travel long distance using public transport , compared to personal vehicles.
28 Jun 2010 Leave a Comment
It has been for 5 months of slacking and relaxing ever since graduating from high school . I sensed this particular urge within me to go out into the new world called “reality” in search of knowledge and social satisfaction.
Of course, C.IM is already some sort of “college” to me however this class only happens once a week with 3 student attending (including me) it. Socializing needs are indeed difficult to satisfy hence, all of my friends are going to college except me . This in result , drove me to find a college that is suitable for me.
Obviously me and my mom had this “strong feeling” that I should enter college.
And so I did.
KDU College , has call fourth of my attention to be a student of that newly opened campus down at Section 13 which is the ” Business And Law ” campus.
Few good points why I choose KDU instead of other colleges that are more “expensive” and “well facilitated”
On the first day of college , I have been a complete FREAK . The campus is small , so I did not get lost . However , I am 2 days late from orientation day . Everyone made some new friends , started their first lectures and read the first copies of the lecturer’s slides .
On the other hand, I was two days late that has missed all of the introduction and came in with absolutely NOTHING. With the support of the department people Mr.Quan , Miss Loo and Mr.Lai , telling me that “I am not far away from the lesson and I will be able to catch up”
I came into class in an awkward manner , blessed I was that there was only 2 people in the class and I was rather early – not wanting to be late on my first day of college.
I sat at the MOST front because I find it easier to focus and I can see better . When the students came in , many had second glance at me because I’am new and I’am THE ONLY ONE that sat in front !!!! it felt really awkward because one side has all girls sitting and the other side has all guys sitting . Thank goodness that it happens that i was sitting on the “guys” side but to my dismay , I was the only one sitting infront and freezing to death by the aircond.
On the second day , my longest conversation was only 2 minutes long . How pathetic is that?
But things started to get better on the following weeks to come . I made new friends like Claire(Wei Way) , Iman , Kevin , Christopher , Leon , Ken , Priya, Naesh , Chal Kiat, Koli , Mei Sin, and others.
Somehow college life is not so bad anymore . Until the assignment starts flowing in like a tsunami
I think thats about it for now , I will get back to you all soon kays? =D
P/s : For those who are curious, I am now taking the Diploma course for Business Administration and also doing a separate course which is Marketing in C.I.M
15 Jun 2010 3 Comments
After this post.
Twinkle came back , and it seems that she din go for an operation . I found out from my mom when she told me about what the doctor said.
Twinkle dont need an operation , because she is too old and the cancer has spread throughout almost all of the breast capillaries .. there is no stopping it . She is also suffering from a gall bladder or a kidney stone that is affecting her urine because of old age.. It can be cure but it will come back again , so does the cancer.
My dad just say it in cold heart that she should just be put to sleep .
Of course we objected it , Twinkle is still not in pain . We are now treating her urinary problems.. and she still runs around happily .
She is going to live another 2 years.A happy one.
Thats all I got to say for today , bye.