I was actually supposed to blog about this right before I leave for Genting Highlands  but I did not have the time to do so , However  now that I’m back . Why not ?

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Greetings fellow readers and also to those anonymous readers out there ! Hows everyone doing ? especially to those that has just finished their exams .

Because now I have just finished my trials ! Woo hoo !! only now leaving the SPM finals to go !!! then I’m outta here !

Now that I’m enjoying my Raya Holidays which is as long as 1 1/2 weeks , I have plenty of time to relax but of course study .

Since I dont have much to blog about , I will give you a commentary about the exam subjects and then I will write about my Genting trip later on .

So where do I start .. ?

Maybe I will just go through the subjects according to my time table  then.

Ok , we will start by  …

Bahasa Melayu 2 / Malay Language Paper 2 = This paper is some what important because you will need paper 1 to get a total of 160(or 120) marks to score a 100% which I find it really dumb because why cant they just give us 50 marks for paper 1 and another 50 for paper 2 ?

This paper is so effing hard you will need a “Kamus Dewan” (Dictionary) to even make a damn sentence and you will have to read a novel that consist of lousy Rojak Language (Mixed Fruits Language , means English mixed Melayu) enough to feed Godzilla for a decade !!! how can they even call that Bahasa Melayu when it is not using proper Malay Language . If you skip one question .. bye bye  ~ 6-8 marks will flow down the drain ~~

Bahasa Melayu 1 / Malay Language paper 1  = This bloody Godforsaken paper is 2 times more important as paper 1 . Why ? as I have explained earlier , you will need a 120-160 marks to get perfect marks . Guess what ? this paper is 100 marks and it only has 3 bloody questions !! WHOOO!!!! . The first 2 questions in front consist of 40 marks altogether and the last question is 60 marks .. wtf … imagine if you cant even answer one question .

Every time when I do the last question , I feel like I was being cheated by the examiner like when you are about to get your favorite cereal box off the shelf but then some old granny snatched it off your hands and wave your beloved cereal box in front of your face – mocking your name and laughing with her fake teeth that is about to fall of any minute . You have a choice to beat her up and get your beloved cereal box back or just let her be . Listen to my advice , BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER . Because the question ask you to write 350 word long essay BUT actually you need to write a 700 words long essay to get a decent mark .

[ :: Overall , this paper is bloody useless and so is the language . But the Gov just make it so important because if you fail this paper ,  you fail the entire exams !!! talk about being fair ..  :: ]

Mathematics  paper 1 = This paper is not so bad  , it just makes you doubt alot of your calculations .

Mathematics paper 2 = *faints*

[ :: If you cant score or do Mathematics , dont bother taking up Additional Mathematics :: ]

*-Pendidikan Jasmani Dan Kesihatan (PJK) / Physical Education = Bloody useless and Bloody stupid , I find it very immature of them about men’s and women’s puberty . So lame.

[ :: Dont waste your time with this subject :: ]

Sejarah 2 / History paper 2 = The marking scheme of this paper is rather ridiculous because one question is from 8 marks to 14 marks and they will ask you questions you dont even know with characters that have long -ridiculous names enough to reach Pluto accompanied with dates and years that will make you foget your own birthday .

Sejarah 1 / History Paper 1 = Its alright if you read and revise , but soon enough you will find you paper full of holes after “tembaking” (shooting) blank answers .

[:: If you dont plan to be a lawyer of anything that has to do with law , Dont bother with this paper unless if your parents demand it  . Seriously , you can crack you head reading the damn text book and you can still fall asleep the next 5 minutes . Besides, Why the heck would I waste my time remembering names of dead people and what a looser they have been and died in the most dramatic and ironic way . It is said that "we must learn history so that we would not repeat the mistakes in the future " , In the end we ended up making more mistakes than the past . So dumb . :: ]

* - Pendidikan Moral / Moral Lessons = This paper is like some brain washing machine I tell you , They expect if they brain wash us with this question we will not do any crime when we grow up . OK! Reality Check , If this so called lessons are useful . Then why is the crime cases increasing every year ??? HELLOOO .. there is these is kind of things called “the 7 deadly sins ” ?? if we humans dont sin . we are not humans at all .

In  the end it is not a lesson to be practiced  but only a memorizing lesson .

Why is it brain washing ? lets see . Lemme give you an example of the question is like .

Question : You see a woman struggling with her groceries on the way back home , What will you do ?

A .Rape her

B. Raper her then steal her groceries and money

C. Help her carry the groceries

D . All the above

[ :: If I were you , I would circle Answer D - so that I would not need to think so much because its a win win situation rite?   but seriously kids , dont do that  - do answer C  :: ]

Prinsip Akaun 1 / Accounting Principals paper 1 = This paper is alright if you know how your money works and how your accounts move the money  . My advise is that if  you dont know about what the principals are , Do more paper 2 and get a good accounting teacher that explains it in English . It is very important and crucial that you have your accounting principals explained in English.

Prinsip Akaun 2 / Accounting Principals paper 2 = Again this paper is easy if you practiced opening and closing various types of accounts  , from here your teacher will explain about how it works and the principals about the accounts . So far this paper is not so difficult if you know the format and the principals . Like I said , its very important to have a good teacher that can explain it clearly for you to understand .

[ :: So far I must admit that this is one of my favorite subject , because I have an awesome teacher and it involves cash ! what really pisses me off is that why the heck does the Gov want to do the whole paper in Malayu Language when we enter University and College ,everything will be taught in English !! So dumb !! now you see ? whats the use of learning history when we keep on making more mistakes over and over again  :: ]

Sains 1 / Science paper 1 = An Awesome paper to do , it is very interesting . Unless you studied .

Sains 2 / Science paper 2 = A Fabulous paper , twice as fun as paper 1 because you get to answer the questions based on your knowledge and also common sense .

[ :: My advise is that you just have to spend your time with a Science book that has both forms (4 and 5 ) and READ THEM for 2 weeks  , dont forget the experiments  :: ]

Perdagangan 2 / Commerce paper 2 = WTF .. seriously . WTF .. This paper is just one big – enormous pile of elephant crap that is made up of all sort of reasoning that comes from our mind . For people like me that does not study much but uses pure common sense and street education can even answer these questions  , As long as you know how to crap you way out of things .

Like for example : How does the bank work ??

Answer : Well .. urrrmm .. its a place for us to put and take out money ?

DING ! you’re correct !!

But when they ask you questions like this : Hows does a bank work ? how many types of transactions can you make and what are the purposes of the various types of banks and how do they manage money that is different from the national bank ?

Answer : Oh … errr.. geee.. thats a tough one … how bout I tell you a grandmother grandfather story that seemed to sound like the answer when it is actually not ? Then you will be confused with my horrible handwriting and decided to give me at least half the mark ?

Perdagangan 1 / Commerce paper 1 = Crap after crap after crap except they all are not in essay from but in circles that looks like bat shit .

[:: Have alot of common sense and the ability to crap alot will get you a long way :: ]

*- Pendidikan Seni 1 / Art theory paper 1 = This is a paper full of bullshit especially coming out from a teacher that I have, knows nothing about real art and dont even know how to draw a proper figure . The paper will ask you all sorts of questions that has very bad picture quality and espects youto asnwer it blindly . Trust me , the  paper condition and its retardness reflect exactly like my art teacher’s face – magnified 4 times worst .

Pendidikan Seni 2 / Art paper 2 = They will give you an art canvas and you have 3 hours to draw and color something beautiful . However ,  You cant just draw anything . the teacher will give you questions that tells you specific things to draw and how they are arranged which tottaly defeats the purpose of art . I gurantee you that my art teacher cant even draw  and paint nicely as the questions asked.

[:: Art is actually a very fun subject to do , but when you are being told to draw retarded things that clashes with your style will make things very difficult for you to imagine and create art . So if you are very bad at art, it is best you practice often . Because as long your artwork is better than your teacher , you are alright ( my teacher sucked big time so its childsplay :: ]

* - means a useless subject that doesn’t even need studying and will bring you no profit whatsoever !

THE END !

Disclaimer : Im just writing this commentary out of my own opinion , everyone has their likes and dislikes which would probably lead to a whole new response about the subjects .

So my question of the day is that  : What is your favourite and least favourite subjects that you have gone through ? , And what is your view about the subjects you had in school  ?.

Sorry that I wrote another lame entry about school and subjects .. what to do .. Im a nerd. kinda.

Dont hit me ! x__X

-Saruchan-